NEEDLES, CALIFORNIA – Until recently, Excessive Fecal weight had rarely been considered a culprit in the breakdown of a marriage. The idea that they might be hauling around an exorbitant wealth of fecal excess didn’t concern most people. Most Americans were oblivious to the undermining effect a bounty of inner sludge might be having on their relationships, careers, even the ability to participate in community activities. It wasn’t until a remarkable product called Colon Flow appeared on store shelves that millions of people discovered they suffered from a no-good, shiftless, do-nothing bowel. Barb and Don McClousky were on the brink of ending their nine year marriage. Don was on disability and Barb worked ten hour days at the Laundry Chute Dry Cleaners to help make ends meet. Grimaces and sighs permeated the air the few hours a day that they saw each other. During the little time she had off work everyday, Barb had met a nice man on the Internet and created a secret email account so she could correspond with him without Don knowing. Don spent his days in front of the television eating Hostess Cupcakes and drinking whole milk out of the container. Don admits that every […]