ORLANDO, FLORIDA – A Disney World spokesperson announced this afternoon that actor John Travolta was asked to leave the amusement park Monday after he jumped into the water of a theme ride and proceeded to urinate. When the incident occurred Disney World revelers ran towards security team members as parents shielded the eyes of their toddlers. Kevin Campbell was visiting the park from Dayton, Ohio. He told reporters he was “taken aback” when he saw what was taking place in front of him and his five small children. “I saw a man in his underwear swimming in the lagoon. I thought it was a wholesome Disney character doing something funny for all the happy kids. But when the man stood up, pulled down his drawers and began to pee, I scrambled to hide the eyes of my children.” “When I realized that it was world famous actor John Travolta, I almost peed my own self!” exclaimed Brogan Haglund, who’d driven all the way from Utah with his wife and fourteen kids. “When my wife became hysterical and jumped off the boat the kids and I paddled with our hands to reach her and then all sixteen of us paddled the […]