Johnny was at school today and the teacher asked all the kids what their dads did for a job. Kids yelled Fireman, accountant, plumber etc.... but Johnny kept his mouth shut - so the teacher asked him 'Johnny what does your father do for a job' "My dad dances in a gay club and takes off his clothes for the men. If they pay enough, he will go out with a man, rent a hotel room and sleep with them." The teacher sent the other kids out to lunch and took Johnny aside to ask if that was true. 'No' said Johnny "He plays soccer for England , but I was too embarrassed to say."