Two old ladies are standing at a bus station and one of them is Smoking. Suddenly it starts raining so the smoking one takes out a Condom from her purse, cuts the edge off and puts it over the cigarette. Her Friend Asks her: "What are you doing?!?" So she replies: "I don't want my cigarette to get wet so I covered it with a condom"
So her friend asks: "What is a condom? Where did you get it?" So she says: "At the pharmacy" So the next day her friend goes to the Pharmacy and asks the clerk if she can get a condom. The clerk asks: "What size?"
So she replies: "I dunno, one that will fit a camel"
