n. Any noun used to describe a common, mundane, and rather boring object that suggests it is a great deal sexier, naughtier, or more sordid than it actually is. Good for making elementary school students snicker; a licjiew uttered at Robert Frost Elementary School in Silverton, Oregon in 1972 resulted in the mass incapacitation of the entire fifth-grade class for about three hours on a Tuesday in March.

[whatchoo talkin' bout, Willis?]

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