With the doubling of violent crime in the country’s large cities, it has become clear to everyone that the root cause of the problem is the negligent performance of the District Attorneys in the Cities.  These morons have essentially stopped prosecuting criminals, claiming that the thugs are not to blame for their misbehaviors… that it is Society’s fault for allowing them to become thugs in the first place.  Rather than punishing them, the DA’s have been providing the culprits with stimulus checks, extra food stamps, and Disney World tickets to compensate them for lives of mistreatment.

“Science has shown that locking-up criminals just make them go crazier than they already were,” a Soros spokesman explained, while standing behind a heavy iron gate.  “We must give them freedom to work out their anxieties, confront life’s realities, and purchase their preferred brand of dope.  Otherwise, the problems will just keep getting worse.”

It is just a question of time before the rest of the Cities join the Recall movement, and throw out their lame DA’s.  In the meantime, iron gate contractors report that business has never been better.

Disclaimer:  all stories in Bizarreville are fiction, but sound awfully real.

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