The President-elect just announced his plans to staff a new cabinet-level position titled the Secretary of Hypocrisy and Double Standards.  This position will advise all cabinet members, government officials, and liberal members of Congress on the proper use of hypocrisy in all communications.  The Secretary will also oversee the management of all Double Standard legislation that is expected to be generated in the next 4 years.

2020 demonstrated an excellent use of hypocrisy by liberal leaders, especially in response to COVID restrictions.  The governor of California was seen mask-less in large gatherings, in spite of his proclamation that normal Californians were to fully lock down, and even cancel family get-togethers.  Speaker Pelosi was seen at her hairdresser, violating the state’s prohibitions on this activity.  Acts of violence in Portland, Oregon, Seattle, Minneapolis, and many other cities were strongly supported and encouraged by libs, legitimized because the burnings/lootings were all done for proper causes.  While these hypocritic acts were generally applauded by liberals in public statements, in private, they worried that many citizens might be unaware that government leaders were allowed to have “special passes.”  Clearly, hypocrisy rules need to be better communicated and tightly controlled in the near future.

The same is true on Double Standards.  Many citizens seem oblivious to the legitimacy of double standards.  They often mistakenly feel that what is improper on one side, should be improper on the other… not realizing the dire need to have different standards, depending on the importance of the cause.  Any cause related to giving certain oppressed groups special privileges, allowing illegal aliens to have better rights than citizens, or allowing criminals to go free if the prisons do not offer cable TV, Internet, and individualized personal trainers, for example, is to be granted Double Standard Exemption status.  And, there will be many other causes deserving a Double Standard Exemption, and some that are not deserving.  So, these cases must be managed… and this is why the new Cabinet position is necessary.

Opponents have been silent, realizing anything they say could cause their social media account to be blocked.

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