Mitt Romney recently decided to make another move in his apparent desire to switch parties, and try to become a Democrat.  In this case, he spoke out, once again, to hammer the President.  This time it was about the fake news regarding the President’s conversation with the Ukrainian President to allegedly look into Biden’s shenanigans.  Romney’s continuing alignment with Democrats on most issues has impressed Democratic leadership who love the whole idea of political traitors.  However, the leaders really favor him staying as a Republican to subterfuge the President and make it look like there is widespread dissention within the party.

Liberal insiders say that Romney must do much more, if he wants to gain standing in their world.  “Perhaps if he was to do something dramatic, like transgender himself, he would demonstrate his seriousness in switching directions,” a left-wing spokesperson suggested.

Romney, of course, was an unsuccessful Republican candidate for President in 2012, losing by a landslide to Obama, when voters discovered that Romney was such an empty suit.  He was quite bitter at many Republicans who failed to support him, and seems committed to undermining as many of them as possible.  And to help him do this, he continues to support the concept of allowing freedom for broadcasting fake news as a First Amendment Right, a strongly held liberal position, as well.

A Romney spokesman said that the Senator is not contemplating any sex change at this time, and even if he did, he would not undertake the surgery option.

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