In an Effort to show the President that he’s no loser, Mitt Romney has led an effort among several weak-kneed Republicans to overturn Trump’s national emergency declaration for the Mexican Border wall.  “We aren’t like those darn Democrats who always stand behind their leader.  We speak our own minds, even if it means siding with Pelosi and the other socialists across the aisle.”

Romney has been a Never-Trumper ever since Trump said that Romney “choked like a dog” after his failed 2012 Presidential race flop.  Trump added a bit of dramatic flair by starting to gag, and screaming “I can’t breathe, I can’t breathe.”  Romney responded that he has a dog, it does not choke, and is frankly unable to scream about not breathing.  “Any fool knows that dogs cannot talk.”

Insiders say that Romney is messing his own bed by trying to derail a major Trump campaign promise, and fiddling with an issue that has such strong public support.  His supporters insist that Mitt does not care about the negativism, and if worse comes to worse, has several job offers in Venezuela when his term expires.

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