Right, I've been to one of the coffee shops and I think I've been too naive. Anyway, I've had a rethink.INT. "MOO" - DAYTERRY IS IN THE QUEUE AT THE BOVRIL SHIP - NAMED "MOO" - AND IT'S HIS TURN TO BE SERVED.BARISTA:And how can I help you, sir?TERRY:Bovril, please.BARISTA:Calf, Cow or Bull?TERRY:Eh?BARISTA:Small, medium or large?TERRY:Oh, er, cow.BARISTA TAKES OUT GIGANTIC CARDBOARD CUP AND GOES