Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop Writing out a parking Ticket.

We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a dumb ass.

He glared at me and Started Writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So Aunt Phil called him a shithead.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived.