Do you know Peter Teller? Neither do I. But he's suffering from some early onset sexual dysfunction. How do I know this? Facebook. Why would anyone care? Because we love reading facebook status updates with way too much information. It makes us feel smart about modifying our privacy settings and having a filter to prevent oversharing.

So, go ahead, click this link, search for a keyword (dysfunction?) and see what comes up. It's like comfort food for your ego. Your openbook.