Bobby Bradley (11:11:44 PM): yo Dawg, i herd you like portable media, so i put a laptop on yo tricycle, so you can webelike on yo trike
Dutch Everett (11:12:47 PM): hahahahahah
Dutch Everett (11:12:57 PM): fucking brilliant
Dutch Everett (11:14:47 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like potholes, so i burnt a hole in yo weed bag so you have to buy more get get high more
Bobby Bradley (11:15:01 PM): haaha
Bobby Bradley (11:15:41 PM): yo dawg, i heard you like heavy drinking, so i strapped a cow to your beverage so you can have a beer with a steer
Dutch Everett (11:16:37 PM): hahahahahaaha
Dutch Everett (11:18:55 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like birthday cakes, so i got baked on yo birthday and fucked yo little sister so you can yell while i go to hell
Bobby Bradley (11:19:25 PM): hahhaha
Bobby Bradley (11:19:35 PM): you should have said you were a stoner with a boner
Dutch Everett (11:19:45 PM): hahaha yeah
Dutch Everett (11:20:11 PM): wait, say it ur way i can’t read it in my head
Bobby Bradley (11:20:45 PM): yo dawg, i herd u like birthday cakes, so i got baked on yo birthday and fucked yo little sister, so i guess dat means im a stoner wit a boner