Lady Lynda entered the classroom feeling terrorized of the brazen girls of the charm school for wayward girls. It was this way every time she tried to teach manners lessons to them.". The next moment she was in front of the students. Her prim carnation pink wool suit suited her well. The woman's opaque stockings and flat black patent
leather shoes matched her demeanor well. Her salt and pepper hair is done in a conservative style ala be "Leave it to be Beaver's June Cleaver's . Her makeup is tasteful, subtle,mascara, hint of pink rose on her lips. Immediately before her talk she pinched her
cheeks for twenty minutes to get that rosy glow one sees on ripe
nectarines. And the persistent presence of her little white gloves.
The teen girls sit sullen in their wooden chairs, behind their matching desks. They look glum as if this is the last place they want to be. Mrs Toze oblivious to their expression blithely continues her talk.
“Hello class Welcome to Etiquette 101. I would love for you to think of here as your manner manor. A little word play for your amusement. Were it not for manners, our world would have been blown up long ago. Manners are your entre into the world of high society and I’m sure you’ll be glad of this at your Coming Out Ball.“ Mrs Seymour Toze immediately notices on the faces of the teens a look of consternation.
“Now, she thinks we’re all virgins. I lost my cherry at age fourteen to the football captain!“ said a teenaged girl pixie in appearance.
“Well we can’t all be gems,” retorted Lady Lynda trying to help ease the unease.
“At any rate we are here to teach you the ins and outs of behaving mannerly.”
Just then one of the more insolent girls dressed in a tank top and tight denim skirt so high it might as swell be a belt, quipped. “In and out reminds of something I really could use right now.”
Another teen girl yelled” In and out, yeah, sex.
“We never use that term here or elsewhere. The proper term is coitis. Sex is too mundane a word to describe such a woman‘s most precious activity,and is permissible only in the confines of a sanctified marriage. Do not cheapen your most precious possession, your virginity!“ intoned Lady Lynda.
Suddenly an adolescent girl’s bubble gum burst on her face. Lady Lynda told her she was the height of rudeness. The girl apologized. She then proceeded to scrape the gum off her face and stick it underneath her desk. Lady Lynda looks on in horror and disgust.
Lady Lynda said “Did you ever realize about the germs on that gum. How you’re spreading disease. What if radiation caused it to change it into a giant pink blob that devours people! Ever think of that?!!!
