From March 17, 2018
Dear Pat,
I'm sorry able before. That wasn't cool for me to call you out like that.
You're one of my oldest friends.
Let's squash the beef.
You wanna drink green shit and get fuck up?
Your friend,
Mike
Part I - Dear Saint Patrick
Part III - Pat!
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