Here is a Interview given by a stupid guy for the job in Java office..
Interviewer: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Guy: Terms are different... nothing more.
Interviewer: What is JFC ?
Guy: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
Interviewer: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
Guy: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Interviewer: I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
Guy: Send it through courier.
Interviewer: Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Guy: As you wish, I do not have any objections.
Interviewer: How to communicate 2 threads each other?
Guy: Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.
Interviewer: Explain RMI Architecture?
Guy: I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Interviewer: What is the use of Servlets ?
Guy: In hotels, they can replace servers.
Interviewer: What is the difference between Process and Threads?
Guy: Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
Interviewer: What is JAR file?
Guy: File that can be kept inside a jar.
Interviewer: What is JINI?
Guy: A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.
Interviewer: How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
Guy: I will give invitation.
Interviewer: What is bean? Where it can be used?
Guy: A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Interviewer: Write down how will you create a binary Tree?
Guy: When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.
Interviewer: What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
Guy: Terms are different... nothing more.
Interviewer: What is JFC ?
Guy: Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
Interviewer: Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
Guy: Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.
Interviewer: I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server? Which methodology will follow?
Guy: Send it through courier.
Interviewer: Can I modify an object in CORBA?
Guy: As you wish, I do not have any objections.
Interviewer: How to communicate 2 threads each other?
Guy: Sorry, Non living things can't communicate.
Interviewer: Explain RMI Architecture?
Guy: I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Interviewer: What is the use of Servlets ?
Guy: In hotels, they can replace servers.
Interviewer: What is the difference between Process and Threads?
Guy: Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
Interviewer: What is JAR file?
Guy: File that can be kept inside a jar.
Interviewer: What is JINI?
Guy: A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.
Interviewer: How will you call an Applet from a _Java Script?
Guy: I will give invitation.
Interviewer: What is bean? Where it can be used?
Guy: A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
Interviewer: Write down how will you create a binary Tree?
Guy: When we sow a binary seed, a binary tree will grow.
