At least the carnage has slowed to one sacrifice to the underworld god Khaine a week. And though we really want to see Kevin join his fellow American Losers as a member of the flesh-craving zombie horde, We'd have been happy with Bucky. Or Ace. Oh please dear lord take Ace.

Yes, Melissa forgot the words to her dull Stevie Wonder ditty (listening to the song picks, one would be tempted to, ahem... wonder why the man has such a following), and sure, her eyes are too close together, but dammit, she always sang better than we expected her to and she had a goofy charm.

Oh well, enjoy walking the earth as an unholy monster, kitten. Them's the breaks.

Best moment on this week's Idol? Taylor plopping down on the piano bench next to Stevie Wonder and offering a hearty "nice to see you!"

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