All suck. And have nothing to do with this post. Like Bill Maher, I am trying to attract Conservatives to my blog who search these names so I can increase my hits and ridicule them. I'm working, but wanted to give myself a quick tag.
Tag! What are 5 things you are doing right now?

1) Looking at naked photos of myself
2) Typing with one hand (WINK)
3) Continuing to work on my screenplay for "Breakin' 3: Ozone and Turbo In Space!"
4) Picturing Michelle Malkin in a SCAT film (Thanks Cassy)
5) Killing a hobo

"If you ain't true to yourself, you ain't true to nobody!"

-Rob Van Winkle A.K.A. Vanilla Ice from the film "Cool As Ice"

Fignuts!