I'm watching Dismissed on MTV, a show that makes me feel about 100 years old because I inevitably find myself muttering under my breath and my words go somewhere along the lines of what is the world coming to with kids today acting like autistic retards and proudly displaying their stultifying antics for the whole world to see, is there no shame left?, when I witness the following exchange between two just such youths on my screen:
Gum-Chewing Blonde to White Boy in Ghetto Gear: doncha bullshit me about what kindda personality a girl gotta have, cause I know you guys just look for tits an' an ass, yo.
White Boy in Ghetto Gear to Gum-Chewing Blonde: chill, chill, I ain't sayin' dat... a honey's gotta have 'em hooters and pack some junk in her trunk, but gimme some brain too, yo.
And I'm thinking: Junk in her trunk? As in ass, butt, bum, derriere, lower back (if you will)? JUNK IN HER TRUNK? Is this guy for real? I know some people would beg to differ, but sometimes you've just got to love MTV for its sheer educational value.
Gum-Chewing Blonde to White Boy in Ghetto Gear: doncha bullshit me about what kindda personality a girl gotta have, cause I know you guys just look for tits an' an ass, yo.
White Boy in Ghetto Gear to Gum-Chewing Blonde: chill, chill, I ain't sayin' dat... a honey's gotta have 'em hooters and pack some junk in her trunk, but gimme some brain too, yo.
And I'm thinking: Junk in her trunk? As in ass, butt, bum, derriere, lower back (if you will)? JUNK IN HER TRUNK? Is this guy for real? I know some people would beg to differ, but sometimes you've just got to love MTV for its sheer educational value.
