Dear Brain,

Every part of me already wants to hit the sack except you. I already did what you asked me to do. I ate. I watched TV. And I read. My eyes are about to pop out, I think. Can't you do the nightshift alone?

Sincerely,
Me

Dear Me,

If you hadn't drank coffee at 12 MN, I would have gladly obliged. Jeez woman, it's not entirely my fault you can't get a shuteye so don't blame it all on me!

Ktnxbye,
Brain