"Hey guys! Look for me on Craigslist!" No don't really, I won't be on it. Neither will Jeeves be able to find me. Nor google searches find me. Unless you dive deep into public records, I won't be found. The recent explosion of places to find people has got me a little creeped out. Why don't people want to find me?!

Wait, let's try searching for Knappy, not many people use that name, and over the years I've made dozens of websites pertaining to nothing but the inner workings of my mind. Google comes back with some Parts and Supplies store in horseheads, and something about Knappy Knits. So not there. Trying Jeeves again...

There's a DJ Knappy, no fair I wanted that name. He has his own webpage too... (www.djknappy.com). There's a Knappy Roots salon in Rochester, and Greyhound named Knappy that can run 35 mph with an injured leg.

Ok I am so done searching. I find it ridiculous that I am nowhere to be found on the prolific search engines. That is such crap! I have more things to say about nothing than Jerry Seinfeld. According to the massive search engine world, I do not exist.

Today's rant is about exactly that, and the fact that both of my ESPN fantasy teams are 0-3 heading into this weekend. The main reason? I blame Tom Brady. He couldn't keep Deion Branch around and I drafted him too! How lame. So I figured, alright I'll go with Michael Vick this week. Doesn't he get shut down by the Saints? How the hell did they get to be 3-0? Did they miss the memo stating that they are in no way allowed to win more than 4 games this year? Damnit.

My yahoo team is 2-1 however, with crap. I have Bledsoe as quarterback. And running backs that wouldn't make the top ten in any espn preseason poll. I knew I should've drafted Reggie Bush number 1. Double damn.

Anyways, the third thing about this rant is another Video Game rant. Short but sweet. Now before you all jump on the nerd calling, let me explain to you that I am not a hot Night Elf chick, Jaime is. So basically I play World of Warcraft. It's fun and it passes by the winter time like lame on a rice cake (that made zero sense...but... damnit! I lost the game).

I play a rogue so I spend most of my time killing things with stealth and poison. Now doesn't that sounds better than standing back and healing nerds with pizza faces? Well my rant is more or less about the group I had. Let me try and make you picture it...

I am level 20 out of a possible 60 levels, so I don't matter, and I was doing my first instance (certain dungeons aren't linked to all players, only those that you take in with you, so it's your groups only, not anyone else's), and I had an awesome group. In groups you want to get a diverse group. A main meat shield (we had a level 24 warrior), and main healer (we had a level 21 priest), and a main damage dealer (me level 20 rogue). We also had a level 23 Hunter to pull things towards us to attack (hunters have pets and bows/guns so are good at getting things to come at us). Lastly we had a level 23 warlock (warlocks are fun because they have pets too but they are demons). We smoked through the dungeon, killing everything without dying at all. It went well, I was happy, and I level up to 21.

After that I moved onto Lakeshire (a place with a lake) now this place is open to everybody in the world to play in at once, so it went a bit differently. I got a majority of the quests done by myself (quests give you experience [to level up] and good items or gold [to kill or buy killing items]). It went well until I grouped with some people to get an elite monster (elites may say they are your level but are much stronger than their level dictates and normally you need a group to kill them. Our group was a level 15 priest, level 21 warrior, level 16 mage, level 17 mage, and me level 21 rogue. They sucked a lot. The priest healed us when she got bored with picking flowers (literally you can pick flower) the two mages tried to tank and died a lot. The warrior was the only one who did anything well.

I finished the quest and leveled up to 22 and called it a day. Today I am moving onto Darkshire, which has skeletons to fight and what have you. However I will not be grouping for a while. Needless to say tell your friends about my blog, because I am not on the search engines and I should be.

Bitches.

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