What are my parents trying to tell me with this combination of presents? I got the Global chef's Knife I've been lusting after for the past few months and a box of Bandaids. I mean, they are cool bandaids, and I did mention liking them, though I rarely cut myself. Perhaps all that will change now that I have this knife. The prospect of wearing what looks like a strip of raw bacon on my skin almost makes me wish I would cut myself!



Huh, I wonder what my parents would have given me if I'd asked for a gun for Christmas...

For the curious: the knife is amazing, and the free toy in with the bandaids is a little plastic pig.