From the title you may be asking yourself, "Why is he going to talk about something he can't eat, and what in the world is a noob?". Well if that is the case then you need to start playing World of Warcraft with Jaime and me. The other part? We shall be getting to that soon enough.
On every average Sunday I coach the Frisbee Team, go shopping afterward, throw the disc at home, play some WoW (World of Warcraft), eat, watch Family Guy, sleep. Not the most exciting of days, but when you throw in everything that can happen, it gets fun.
Yesterday, was interesting from start to finish. One of the better days I must say. Let's recap...
Morning Time: Wake up at 8am, which is late for me now, get ready, wake up Jaime at 8:30, complain that she is moving to slow, go to Frisbee.
9:20 - Arrive at Frisbee only to fields are flooded, grab donuts and coffee and cider for team, march back over to said watery fields.
10:00 - Proceed to get our asses handed to us, despite playing our best frisbee in a very long time (15-0).
So far not that fun, but wait...there's more!
12:00 - Arrive at Durf's to eat breakfast, get western omelet, also get charged for having an allergy to bread and not wanting to eat it so I wanted deep fried home fries, butt holes. Then Hadeed shows up, oddly enough the other day I was saying how Friendly's was fun when he worked there and I wasn't a manager. Now it appears that I may be going back today, details tomorrow's post.
1:30 - Go to Target and see Jones, he slept on the couch that night I'm pretty sure.
2:00 - Arrive home and notice how much better my knee feels from falling on it in the mud (I broke up those pesky blood vessels that were cramping my style)
3:00 - After laundry is in, wow begins. I start playing my Rogue (lvl 24 now) and proceed to not do much as the lag was horrible (begin deleting, formatting, and reinstalling windows)
5:00 - Said format complete and I launch my PvP (Player vs. Player, on these servers you can attack a member of the opposing faction in any contested territory, like dumb asses who play horde I can strike down) career.
5:05 - Realize that the undead look too cool and start an undead mage (now I am the loser it appears).
5:15 - Notice how many noobs play on this server (noobs are ridiculously angerfying, they have no clue and usually get in your way, if they weren't in the same faction as me I would kill them, stupid safeguards, this one noob was talking like a five year old all like "OMGZ! eye ham da uber leet, so STFU!", what is that? This is why noobs piss people off, not cause they suck and need help, but because they are all retarded).
9:00 - Finish wow experience, after breaks for dinner and what not I am at level 6.
10:00 -after a shower I hop in bed, watching the south park episode, then came a special for some comedian I've never heard of, I haven't looked up his name, but I will right now. OK it was called Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale, and it's entertainment value will last forever with me and Jaime with two words "Hot Pocket". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Z_eTJq3bY
"Have you tried the Hot Pocket Hot Pocket? It's a Hot Pocket filled with a Hot Pocket. It tastes just like a Hot Pocket."
"I know I make you nauseous. Here's a Tums with 'Hug me' on it."
"Don't you love steak? Steak is like the tuxedo of meats. And baloney is the retarded cousin. Seriously, if you're eating steak, it's something special. If you're eating a baloney sandwich, you might be special."
He is funny as hell! I need some more, I gotta get my fix!
Anyways that is all that happened as I feel asleep, but needless to say...
Noobs piss me off, Hot Pockets are gross, and I might be working at Friendly's again...
...Today, was weird.
"Hot pocket."
