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Chinese New Year | February 16, 2018

Tags: puppy dog lucky

Dear Kid,

Have you been paying attention to Chinese astrology? If not, no worries; I’m here to help.

2018 is the Year of the Dog.

Puppy: Which is really seven years, so it’s pretty much always the dog’s year.

The Dog is the 11th sign in the Chinese zodiac.

Puppy: Nonsense. Dogs are #1.

Lucky numbers for Dogs are 3, 4, and 9.

Puppy: What’s our Lucky food?

Lucky colors are red, green, and purple.

Puppy: We’re color blind!!

Lucky flowers are rose and cymbidium orchids.

Puppy: You forgot grass.

There are several on-line calculators to help you figure out if you’re a Dog.

Puppy: Seriously? You need help with this? Do you “woof”?

Dogs are loyal, honest, kind, cautious, and prudent.

Puppy: You left out good looking and furry.

Dogs are not good at communication.

Puppy: You jest!

Overall, Dogs enjoy good health for they tend to be happy all the time. Dogs are active at sports so they are resilient to illnesses, such as colds, coughs, and fever.

Puppy: Of course we’re happy all the time! Naps, treats, a good scratch. What’s not to be happy about?

Dogs do not tend to be criminals or seek dishonest gains…

Puppy: We don’t have thumbs! But some of us are not above sneaking an extra bit of food.

…they just need a quiet life and a good family. Dogs are always ready to help others and do not care about their own interests, but if they find themselves betrayed by cunning people they will feel shocked and hurt.

Puppy: What do you mean “betrayed by cunning people”??

They are easygoing and kind, and are always ready to alleviate the workload of others, which makes them very popular in their work group.

Puppy: Let’s go back. What do you mean by “betrayed by cunning people”!?!

Good careers for Dogs are police officer, interior designer, professor, politician, nurse, or judge.

Puppy: I would be a great politician!

Happy Year of the Dog!

Love, Mom



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