Dear Kid,
It is Monday.
Man does not live by Coffee alone. Have a danish. ~Author Unknown
And somehow (as you probably know) Monday mornings arrive earlier than mornings any other day of the week.
Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. ~Stephanie Piro
I don’t know why Mondays insist on being early.
In Seattle you haven’t had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it’s running. ~Jeff Bezos
I practically leap out of bed at the same time on weekends and feel like I’ve wasted half the day. Some weekend days it’s the same time.
And occasionally I leap. But not very often.
Herbal tea tastes so much better when it’s coffee. ~Author Unknown
The point is Mondays arrive on their own slightly sadistic schedule. Without the possibility of turning over and going back to sleep for a few hours.
Déjà Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before. ~Author Unknown
I really must teach the Dust Dragons to brew coffee. At least the first cup of the day. If they’re going to live here, they really should earn their keep. Mostly it seems they’re lazier than I am.
Forever: Time it takes to brew the first pot of coffee in the morning. ~Author Unknown
Meanwhile, I have a date with a K-cup.
Happy Monday.
