Twitchys favorite tweeting judge, Texas Supreme Court Justice Don Willett, is a married man, but that doesn’t mean the rest of us can’t benefit from this sweet pickup line. You don’t need to be a judge, just patriotic. Try it out in the mirror first, though.

It sure beats, “Hey girlare you the Constitution? ‘Cause you’re a living, breathing document and I’d like to amend you to reflect contemporary values.” Especially when spoken in Al Gore’s voice. Let’s give it a try.

Works every time.

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