Best pick up lines of all time
Do pickup lines work? Do the best dating coaches in the world use them? Of Course they do!
Pick up lines are not complicated. They're often a sentence or two that you say to start talking to a Woman or a man. Use them wisely.
Pick up lines are not complicated. They're often a sentence or two that you say to start talking to a Woman or a man. Use them wisely.
I know you all want some good pick up lines to break the ice and get the girl you want so I gathered some for you. Be sure to try them out at any occasion. Worked for me, it will for you.
Say as many as you can, as fast as you can. Don't stop for any reason.
~Commander Zap Brannigan
~Commander Zap Brannigan
Success is guaranteed.
You are almost as beautiful as my dog.
Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wishes to swim in their depths.
You have a beautiful head.
Damn, you almost look good in beer goggles.
Have you ever seen a 2-incher?
Damn you look like Ellen's deformed, burned, dismembered sister...
How much will a 10$ get me?
You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Hey baby, I've got AIDS.
I have a thing for amputees.
I'm Batman.
This is where you start running.
Looking like this is a big plus.
Your mom was pretty good, so I figured you would be too.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
I find the most erotic part of the woman is the boobies.
Are your parents retarded, because you sure are special.
If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.
You might wanna get a head start before you finish.
If all of this failed then I'm afraid you didn't do it right! Need more advice? Let me know in the comments and I will make sure to reply.
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