Well you might as well jump, but wait till next year. If you are interested in ending 'Global Warming', 'long daylight hours', or just a more homogenus climate, then you may want to get your feet ready for World Jump Day to take place on July 20th 2006. This will be an attempt to change the Earths Orbit around the Sun. Which will of course cool the planet, and make the year longer. It is believed that if enough people jump up and down, at the same time then the Earth will change it's orbit. With being farther from the Sun our world will cool, and our extended daylight will be reduced. All very well and good.

Here are somethings they may not have thought of; since we'll be in a new orbit it will take the earth longer to circle the sun. So life expectency will drop from 80 to 36, turning all of our insurance turntables on their head. This very well may be a socialist Democratic Party plan. How so, you may ask? If the earth were to be in an orbit father from the sun, it will take the earth longer to go around the sun, humans will continue to die in the same lifespan. But since the year will be longer people will start to die before retirement age of 65 rotations around the sun. So therefore the democratic party will continue to take away by force their cut, but will never have to payout any benefits, sounds pretty much like a grab the money plan to me. And what about the moon? Who's going to jump on it to keep in orbit around the earth? I guess I'll just have to read a little more on the plan. If you're interested on jumping on the Earth then go to http://www.venehammerschlag.com/worldjumpday

I myself advocate a World Fart Day, on 7/20/2006 I will envite the non jumping World to my house. Where we will stuff ourselves with Pork, and Beef BBQ, we'll drink kegs of Beer. At the given moment in time we'll all drop trou and point our butts to the sky, and give one giant communal release we'll counter act the efforts of the jumpers keeping our world right where it belongs. Updates as needed.