Reprint from moronmajority.com
Donald Trump is furious.
It appears his efforts to stop John Bolton from publishing his tell-all Book are a tad too little, too late. “The Room Where it Happened: A White House Memoir” is scheduled to be released next Tuesday, June 23rd, and explosive excerpts from the book have already been made available to the press.
The New York Times and the Washington Post have both reviewed the book. The juicy memoir already tops Amazon’s bestseller list.
In an effort to allay his anger, Attorney General, William Barr, prepared a four-page Summary of the nearly 500-page tome which he read to Trump in the privacy and security of the White House bunker.
As Donald Trump does not read books, Barr’s summary will be the closest he comes to knowing about the book’s contents. As such, Barr’s portrayal carries a lot of weight with the aliterate Trump.
White House sources have revealed that Barr’s summary appears to have appeased the infuriated Trump. They report Barr characterized Bolton’s book as just another “he said, she said piece of garbage” and that it “completely exonerates him.”
Because the book is starting to alter even his bases’s perception of him, it is being reported that Trump might break form and actually listen to the book once it’s made available on audible.com.
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