Florida's parents should expect their Kids Textbooks to be bereft of any mention of Democratic presidents, but they should find plenty of Creationism there now that Cheri Pierson Yecke has been hired by Florida Governor Gov. Jeb Bush to head their education department, the Star Tribune reports.

That's the type lunatic fringe crap Yecke tried to pull on us ordinary, hard-working Minnesotans ever since Tax & Spend Timmy Pawlenty inflicted this horrible woman on us.

Jeb Bush knows exactly what he's getting--and he likes it--but poor Floridians probably don't.

As if Floridians don't have enough to worry about, what with deadly hurricanes constantly pounding their shore, Republicans always stealing their votes, now they've got to monitor their kid's textbooks for lies.