I just came up with the perfect retort should Cortez ever ask: “Are you hitting up on me?” My reply: “Jeez, I Stopped having sex when the first Animal Crawled onto land…I didn’t want to cause any more damage.” Or maybe this: “Jeez, I stopped having sex when the first animal crawled onto land…’cause that’s when I realized they were all trying to get away from me.”
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