There is no saga here--nothing to laugh at. An extremely dangerous and unstable individual with a background straight out of a horror movie was allowed within mere feet of numerous world leaders, including the President of the United States. And while this may be more of an embarrassment for South Africa than anyone else, someone at the Secret Service failed to review the background of this man.

Will anyone be fired? Probably not. This is the post-accountability age. Kenan Thompson will probably get the call to portray Jantjie before too long. In actuality, this really isn't funny.