I see what's wrong with the United States. It's just too big! And young!

Europe is a neatly packed cluster of individually developed countries, while the U.S. is just a big wide wasteland with shitholes all over the place. Each state should be it's own country for christ's sake. People are just too far away from eachother!

Is there a political party for the breaking up of the United States?

Look what you've done, you dumbass British colonists. You sailed over here, started with racism/ethnocentrism right off the bat by slaughtering the natives, and then gave birth to a bunch of racist xenophobic pieces of shit. And we're the most powerful nation in the world now? How the fuck did this happen?

I should've been born in Europe.