The judges grumbled about Gloucestershire Live not being able to make its mind up about what to call the meal in question, but that didn't stop them awarding the site our Headline of the Day Award.

This story - it has a happy ending - reminds me of an old Liberal Revue joke:

First Carp: I survived 'Nam.

Second Carp; Vietnam?

First Carp: Nope, Chelten 'Nam.