Yes, I know that this is in bad taste, but this has been an election that has broken all existing rules of taste and decorum. So why not make some jokes to have some fun?

Just remember that even Trump is somebody’s child.
My thoughts are with Satan at this time.

As President, Trump should get the best medical care …
… that $750 can buy.

With the possibility he may have to take over Trump’s activities this weekend, White House aides are frantically teaching Mike Pence how to play golf.

Obama: President Trump has the coronavirus. We should send him a card.
Biden: Can I write in it, “Stay Positive?”

[if readers see other jokes, please post them in the comments]