Nobel Prize Winner Al Gore on Meet The Press this morning blamed this year’s annual California forest fires on Global Warming. He also attributed tropical diseases, aging and the loss of Yeti habitat to the same cause.
In Related News, the Campaign for Al Gore For US Energy Czar issued the following release…
“Despite similarities in appearance, speech pattern and IQ, there’s absolutely no truth to the rumor that Al Gore and Forrest Gump are identical twins separated at birth”. – Denial issued July 20, 2008.
Presumed Democratic Presidential Nominee Barack Obama conferred with 300 of his closest foreign policy advisers today and announced he would move two army brigades to Afghanistan immediately. When an unscreened reported asked whose army and how many men are in a brigade, Barack replied “Americans eat too much and should donate more if they want world respect.” Three hundred advisers rushed the young reporter to an indoctrination center.
After Consulting With Obama Campaign Strategists, anchors for ABC, NBC and CBS denied there is any bias in their accompanying Barack Obama on his overseas tour while not covering McCain’s three previous trips. Barack agreed that any disparity in coverage is simply due to the facts and should not be changed.
Meet The Press announced that Barack Obama will be Tom Brokaw’s guest for one full hour on July 27th, but denied that Tom will appear in full cheerleader uniform. An undisclosed source however, said pompoms and knee pads (for genuflecting) were still under consideration.
In Related News, the Campaign for Al Gore For US Energy Czar issued the following release…
“Despite similarities in appearance, speech pattern and IQ, there’s absolutely no truth to the rumor that Al Gore and Forrest Gump are identical twins separated at birth”. – Denial issued July 20, 2008.
Presumed Democratic Presidential Nominee Barack Obama conferred with 300 of his closest foreign policy advisers today and announced he would move two army brigades to Afghanistan immediately. When an unscreened reported asked whose army and how many men are in a brigade, Barack replied “Americans eat too much and should donate more if they want world respect.” Three hundred advisers rushed the young reporter to an indoctrination center.
After Consulting With Obama Campaign Strategists, anchors for ABC, NBC and CBS denied there is any bias in their accompanying Barack Obama on his overseas tour while not covering McCain’s three previous trips. Barack agreed that any disparity in coverage is simply due to the facts and should not be changed.
Meet The Press announced that Barack Obama will be Tom Brokaw’s guest for one full hour on July 27th, but denied that Tom will appear in full cheerleader uniform. An undisclosed source however, said pompoms and knee pads (for genuflecting) were still under consideration.
