Dear 2016:
May I be the first to ask "What The Fuck Happened?" it's a serious question. Where... At what point did you decided to show up 2015? Where you thought it would be ok to say "Hey guys remember all the bad stuff that happened in 2015 well fasten your seat belts buckaroo 2k16 is going to make you feel like you went to Taco Bell ate 50 tacos, went to Wacky Wings ate suicide wings, ate a dozen Timmies doughnuts to yourself washed it all down with prune juice from your grandmother's fridge that sat at at back of it for a decade, then got food poisoning from the Old Dutch Creamy Dill.
"America, good ol brother its me Canada just a question, are you going to plow through this year as a major disappointment or is our Mother the UK going to?"
Let's just say that if any country could take the top position of "We fucked up the most." is America. No offense Americans, you're loved by some, not all but some. You took the cliche "Money is the root of all evil." and ran with it so far and fast that Usain Bolt couldn't keep up. From standing rock to your President-elect, I would love to congratulate you on your consistent boasting that you can do anything. You took that to the bank from the credit union that had a TFSA, a mortgage, a old College Loan that owes 128,000.01. Then tried to claim that your assets were worth more than you debts.
With that all being said I can't work on this anymore not from my BlackBerry Classic. How did she make 50 Shades of Grey
May I be the first to ask "What The Fuck Happened?" it's a serious question. Where... At what point did you decided to show up 2015? Where you thought it would be ok to say "Hey guys remember all the bad stuff that happened in 2015 well fasten your seat belts buckaroo 2k16 is going to make you feel like you went to Taco Bell ate 50 tacos, went to Wacky Wings ate suicide wings, ate a dozen Timmies doughnuts to yourself washed it all down with prune juice from your grandmother's fridge that sat at at back of it for a decade, then got food poisoning from the Old Dutch Creamy Dill.
"America, good ol brother its me Canada just a question, are you going to plow through this year as a major disappointment or is our Mother the UK going to?"
Let's just say that if any country could take the top position of "We fucked up the most." is America. No offense Americans, you're loved by some, not all but some. You took the cliche "Money is the root of all evil." and ran with it so far and fast that Usain Bolt couldn't keep up. From standing rock to your President-elect, I would love to congratulate you on your consistent boasting that you can do anything. You took that to the bank from the credit union that had a TFSA, a mortgage, a old College Loan that owes 128,000.01. Then tried to claim that your assets were worth more than you debts.
With that all being said I can't work on this anymore not from my BlackBerry Classic. How did she make 50 Shades of Grey
