We haven't had a post on John Boehner in a week! How can we be so foolishly distracted by other things? We apologize for our lack of seriousness in pursuing the knowledge of John Boehner with as much vigor as we have been in tracking our coverage of the IKEA vs. Urban Outfitter war or the hipster and their fixie fascination. It is unfortunate but it seems our readership enjoys our faux war and hipster more than Mr. Boehner as well.
President Obama gave the State of the Union last night. Sadly, we feel obliged to post on that and will do so soon. It's not that we don't want to. It's just that everybody already has and we shan't come up with anything original without descending into mockery - something that we're not above doing, but something for which we must pay penance in the form of a cilice for. It's itchy.
But, like many people, Chad Ochocinco was watching the State of the Union address. Unlike many of those that watched it, Mr. Ochocinco had no idea who the grumpy man in the background was. It was of course John Boehner. Chad Ochocinco took to his twitter machine and launched off some tweets about the sad man behind Mr. Obama. He would learn that it was John Boehner and would subsequently cheer him up by calling him angry and pointing out that he was not smiling. It was made better when Chad said, "hope you're ok". John Boehner however was ok and tweeted him the next morning. The conversation ended abruptly when Chad told John Boehner, if all else fails, I love you.
