- I must rely on Alex Rodriguez to save baseball.
- Pipers dominate every Celtic session (my underpowered mando can't compete).
- The three leading candidates in the Democratic primary race have the least experience in federal government.
- I never notice the baby snot and drool on my shirts until after I leave home.
- It's friggin' humid.
- Lou Dobbs still has a bully pulpit on cable.
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