Two children from Ohio Wesleyan University wrote us today saying they want to practice journalism and think over our blogs.

So we quickly cleaned them up. Gave R. F. Jones a new twist, a new angle.

They wrote us at our fake Yahoo email address. The girl had an email address like [email protected]

After greeting her, we told her to take the bit of bacon up her anus. Her name was Ana.

Miss Ana, if you're reading this, read these blogs again. R. F. Jones' face is deformed. Which cuntie were you referring to? There's no cuntie on these blogs.