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Why no fatwa, Mister Mufti?

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Usually, Muftis are quick on the fatwa. Need doctrinal cover for raping little girls? A learned goatbeard pens a fatwa, Annoying novelist telling tales out of school? A fatwa to silence the writer appears faster than shiite through a goose. Got a question about having your buddies sodemize you to widen your anal canal so you can stuff more TNT up there? Well, a fatwa comes express post. And yes Allah condones sodomy for purposes of killing kafirs.

Given the alacrity of the publication of fatwas whenever a question pops up about what Islam is and what it ain't, I figgered, given that the Western consensus claims the Islamic State is not Islamic. a Canadian blizzard of fatwas would have inudated civilization, thus settling the question. But, I've seen nothing yet.

Wouldn't a "Hell no. the Islamic State ain't kosher!" fatwa stop devout Muslim youth from racing to Syria in search of virgins and young boys like pearls?

I jest of course. There is no doubt in the "mind" of any worshipper of Satan, aka Allah, that the Islamic State is as kosher as Mohamed boffing his pre-school wife, Aisha! (Yes, I can back up every claim I make about Islam.)

I challenge Muslims to prove the Islamic State is not Islamic by citing the Koran or hadiths. No weak hadiths or abrogated verses, please. And no Muslimas! I want the proof from a Muslim barrow so there's no argument later about authority.

And to all goatbeards across the civilized world and the 57 official Islamic hellholes; issue a fatwa calling Charlie Chinstrap the wannabe caliph, haram, allowing him to be neutralized by devout barbarians.

I'm not here to scare folk, just to help. but it is Almost Midnight in the West, no matter what our rulers and Muslim liars claim.

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Why no fatwa, Mister Mufti?


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