Ask your average Stoner what they would like for Christmas, they would probably say “just grab me an eighth.” This may be at the top of their list, but it probably wouldn’t get them through this year’s Christmas cliff-hanger on EastEnders!
Luckily for you we've found the best Christmas gifts, guaranteed to put a smile on your stoner's face.
From the price of a gram to the price of an ounce, stoner gifts to get the Ganja bell rocking!
Socks
Christmas present clichés can be hard to get away from but, unlike the novelty tie, socks are one of the best gifts to give a stoner! Popular amongst skateboarders and baked potatoes alike, these socks bring the cannabis leaf to the streets in a range of colours to make your feet look neat. Available from HUF.
£13.00
Storage
The Medtainer is great for those looking to store their bud on the go. ‘Store, grind and pour,’ it’s as easy as that. This container is smell proof, air and water tight and available in a range of mix and match colours. Get yours from Medtainer.
£6.50
Always looking for a new place to hide the piff? Then it’s definitely time for this Rubik’s Cube safe.
Don’t worry, you don’t have to complete the cube before you can unlock your hoard; just turn the middle three layers in a specific combination to access the goodies.
Available online here.
£14.95
Clothing
Everyone loves getting a new T-shirt for Christmas. Fortunately for you we’ve sorted through all the crud and found some dope designs for the real cannabis enthusiasts.
THTC are ethically sound and eco-friendly; The Hemp Trading Company makes politically conscious street wear whilst representing the most important commodity of all - the people.£24.00
Here are a couple of t-shirts from Cayler and Son’s. With their finger firmly on the ‘what’s hot’ button, they’ve created some weed t-shirts to appeal to the 420 friendly. We love attention to detail and yes, these T-shirts “doobie” having it. £25.00-£30.00
If you liked the sound of hemp T-shirts, then head over to Sativa Bags for everything hemp related. With over 20 years involvement in producing and promoting hemp clothing and bags, rest assured these guys have their eco credentials in the right place.
Rucksack £47.99 Hemp Shoulder bag £71.99
Vaporisers and Pipes
Ever hung out your bedroom window blowing smoke into a toilet roll stuffed with laundry sheets...? No, us neither.
With a vaporiser like the Arizer Air you can toke in stealth mode even with Grandma visiting. Provides clean high quality vapour and taste for up to one hour. Available online
£154.99
Stoners are always finding new ways to blaze it up...
Frost Pipe is the coolest device on the block, simply pour water into a specially designed mould and place in a freezer for 4-6 hours – add food colouring to create fun new pipes. Fail-safe way of chilling out after Christmas is all over! Head over to www.frostpipe.com £25.00
Smoking Accessories
Wiz Khalifa knows the struggle when it comes to rolling up without a flat surface. He’s kindly teamed up with Raw to make these neat rolling trays with rounded corners. Chore no more, skinning up with this on your lap is made easy. Guaranteed to be covered in stickers by New Years!
Cypress Hill and ROOR have come together to bring you this set of three hand-blown glass tips. Created to provide avid smokers with a new, refined method to better your smoking experience.
Grab these smoking accessories gifts from Pure Sativa.
Trays from £5.50 and glass tips £26.00
Bud Shots
If there’s one thing stoners like, it’s looking at pictures of weed.
Now they too can impress their followers and get hundreds of likes with this bit of technology.
The olloclip is a clip-on lens for your smart phone. Features 10x macro, 15x macro options with fisheye and wide–angle for those canna close-ups.
Available here £69.95
Jewellery
Many of the gifts on our list are unisex, but if you’re looking for stoner gifts for her then you could do a lot worse than this THC molecule necklace from Arohasil Silhouettes.
They offer molecules from caffeine to cocaine - but as you might suspect we maintain THC is best!
£23.00
Soap
Sometimes the only thing that can beat the winter holiday folderol is a warm soapy bath.
Bud Suds promote quality handcrafted soaps that will leave you feeling silky smooth.
True herbalists must try these hemp infused soaps. Bud Suds from £10.99
Candles
Another Christmas classic - candles.
Although these might not be the type of candles you'd want to give to your mum or your nan.
Spark these bad boys up and wish a stoner a Merry Spliffmas with joint-shaped candles.
£8.00
We think the price of this candle is outrageous but if you've got more money than sense...stick it up your nose with this hashish scented candle! Once the candle burns out, the porcelain vessel makes the perfect pot for your pot.
Available from Jonathan Adler
£68.00
Books
Once you have exhausted all conversation with the relations, it’s handy to have a book to hide behind. We’ve hand picked a couple for the seasoned tokers out there.
Mr Smiley is the latest book from Howard Marks. Author of the million-copy seller of Mr Nice.
Britain’s most famous drug smuggler picks up after being released from an American penitentiary and heads straight to the party island of Ibiza.
£13.95
Want a definitive guide on Cannabis? Get it straight from the horse’s mouth; Jorge Cervantes!
With The Cannabis Encyclopedia he’s kindly written a mighty tome on everything cannabis related.
Step-by-step easy instructions, whether your passion is Cultivation, Consumption or Cooking; this guarantees to be a page turner.
£29.99
Christmas Cards
About ready to go cold turkey on Christmas consumerism?
Send these rebellious cards to your nearest and dearest; with reference to popular drug culture, organised religion and multi-national corporations.
These cards are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.
£8.00
And finally…
We thought it'd be a bit daft not to include our very own t-shirts - produced in collaboration with THTC. These organic cotton tees will have you feeling and looking the part.
For the ultimate strain hunter, we have the Freedom Underground T-shirt. Take a journey through the classic strains of cannabis history.
Available in white in a range of sizes from Small to XX Large here £11.95
Trump all the rest in with Freedom’s ‘Queen of the Crop’ T-shirt. Available in Black and Green for that casino feel, we have sizes Small to XX Large for just £11.95.
So there you have it. A bumper selection of the latest and greatest gifts for stoners this Christmas.
Hit us up in the comment section if you think we’ve missed anything off our stoner wish list - we may even add it to the list if it's good enough :)
