Peter Parker isn't just your friendly neighbourhood Spider-Man, he's regarded as one of, if not the, funniest superhero around.

And we're not just talking in the Marvel comics, we're talking all superheroes!

We've got a whole web of amazing Spider-Man jokes that will have your kids Spidey senses tingling, and your teenagers climbing walls as they clamber to get away from the cringe of the dad joke.

So, get suited up, load up your dad joke web shooters, and let's get started on our favourite Spider-Man jokes!

(And don't forget to check out some of our other superhero jokes!)

39 of the funniest Spider-Man Jokes for kids

My Spidey senses are telling me your kids will love these Spider-Man jokes. These are definitely some of the funniest Spider-Man jokes around.

1. What does Peter Parker call a LEGO Spider-Man?
His alter-LEGO!

Related: 55 Funny LEGO Jokes That Will Leave Your Kids in Pieces

2. What is Spider-Man's favorite day?
Webnesday!

3. What is Spider-Man's favorite month?
Weburary!

4. What is Spider-Man's favorite outdoor sport?
Fly fishing!

5. How would you describe Spider-Man's perfect home?
The world wide web!

6. What would you call Peter Parker and MJ if they got married?
Newly webs...

7. Why does Spider-Man spend so much time on his computer?
He was addicted to the web cam!

8. What is Spider-Man's favorite part of a joke?
The punch line!

9. What would you call Peter Parker if he became a doctor?
WebMD!

10. What is Spider-Man's favorite music genre?
Webstep.

11. What was Peter Parker's favorite subject at school?
Web design!

12. How does Spider-Man communicate with other superheroes when they're not in New York?
The World Wide Web!

13. What is Spider-Man's favorite brand of rice?
Uncle Ben's!

14. What do Spider-Man and dragons have in common?
Nothing really. But they're both fictional creatures...

15. Why is Spider-Man always so good at witty comebacks?
Because with great power, comes great response ability!

16. Why did Spider-Man join the circus?
To show off his web-slinging skills!

17. Why was Aunt May worried about Peter?
Because he was spending too much time on the web!

18. What stopped Spider-Man joining the fight with the Avengers?
He was stuck in the bath!

19. Which is Spider-Man's least favorite month?
Doc Ock-tober!

20. Why did Peter Parker borrow Uncle Ben's car?
He wanted to take it for a spin!

21. What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a potato?
Spuder-Man!

22. What do you get when you cross Spider-Man with a T-Rex?
Jurassic Parker!

23. What is Spider-Man's favorite movie?
Peter Pan!

24. What does Peter Parker always order with his burger?
French flies!

25. Why did Spider-Man want to become a DJ?
He loves spinning decks!

26. What do you get when you cross flat bread with Spider-Man?
Pita Parker!

27. Why was Spider-Man looking for Doc Ock?
He committed multiple armed robberies!

28. What would you call Spider-Man if he suddenly started jumping around buildings instead of swinging?
Peter Parkour!

29. Why doesn't Spider-Man go to the zoo?
He doesn't want to run into Rhino.

30. Why doesn't Spider-Man need any mobile data with his phone plan?
Because he's already connected to the World Wide Web!

31. What do you call Spider-Man joining the Marvel universe?
A spin-off!

32. How do you know if you've made Spider-Man angry?
He goes up the wall!

33. What does Spider-Man call a 'love triangle'?
A tangled web of love!

34. Why does Spider-Man's calendar only have 11 months?
Because he lost May!

35. Why doesn't Spider-Man like listening to Metallica?
He panics every time they play Enter Sandman!

36. What is Spider-Man's favorite song?
You Spin me Round by Dead or Alive.

37. Why did Spider-Man crash his car?
Because he confused drifting with spinning!

38. Why is Spider-Man such a great baseball player?
Because he catches most flies!

39. Why doesn't Spider-Man like playing card games against Thanos?
Because he always loses the Snap!

One liner Spider-Man jokes

The one-liner is a special type of joke. And here are some of the best Spider-Man jokes all wrapped up in one, cringey, corny dad-joke line.

40. The swim team was really keen for Spider-Man to join. He's a really fast swimmer...
... because he has webbed feet!

41. Did you know Spider-Man met Black Widow way before he met Iron Man?
They met on the web....

42. Peter Parker passed his driving test first time...
... he's a great parallel parker!

43. Spider-Man loves dancing. He'll throw some shapes to any kind of music. But his favorite...
... is swing!

44. Wonder Woman and Spider-Man started a business together. They called it...
... Amazon Web Services!

45. I like to think I'm half Spider-Man and half Batman...
... I have no money and no superpowers!

46. Spider-Man and MJ are going to have a baby son...
... They're going to name him Arachnakid!

47. Spider-Man always flushes the toilet...
... it's his duty!

48. All the toilet roll in Walmart wasn't enough for Spider-Man...
... he prefers the flypaper kind to tissue roll!

13 Spider-Man puns

Puns make excellent Spider-man jokes. And here are a bunch of our favorites!

49. Why did Spider-Man start investing in stocks and shares?
He wanted to turn his Spider cents into Spider dollars!

50. What does Spider-Man add to his lemonade?
Just ice!

51. What do you get when you cross a dog with Spider-Man?
Peter Barker!

52. What does Peter Parker tell people he does for a job to help conceal his identity?
A web developer!

53. What is Spider-Man's favorite road?
Peter Parkway!

54. How does Spider-Man go unnoticed?
He uses the Dark Web!

55. Why does Spider-Man find it hard to get a girlfriend?
He's super clingy!

56. What do Spider-Man and Ant Man have in common?
They both bug Captain America!

57. Why is Spina a better runner than Spider-Man?
Because he can go for miles!

58. How does Spider-Man keep the public safe from Doc Ock?
He keeps them out of arms way!

59. How does Spider-Man tell his villains they're ill?
You look a little green Goblin!

60. What do Spider-Man and Anakin Skywalker have in common?
Neither of them like sand!

61. Why doesn't Spider-Man like Google?
It always thinks his name is Spiderman!

FAQs

Why is Spider-Man the funniest superhero?

A lot of people would agree with the suggestion that Spider-Man is the funniest superhero around. Because Peter Parker is a teenager, most people believe that he uses humour as a coping mechanism and to hide his fear as he fights off villain after villain. While you might other superheroes hilarious, too, Spider-Man is the only one known for constantly telling jokes.