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12 Pathetic Movie Remakes That Made Us Angry

Hollywood seems content to repurpose and Remake classic films instead of releasing new, original content.

Sometimes, you find a diamond in the ruff, but other times, you wonder how the script ever got greenlit. These are 12 of the most pathetic remakes that never should have happened.

1. Red Dawn (2012)

Image Credit: Ron Phillips/Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Studios.

A group of American teens band together to fight off a North Korean invasion of their hometown in this remake of the 1984 classic. However, the film lacks the tension and emotional depth of the original, with wooden acting and a generic script. A fan partial to the original says, “If they didn't try and re-do Red Dawn, it might have been just a B or C-tier war/action movie. But they just had to slap the Red Dawn title on there and made an awful rendition with little to no respect to the original.”

2. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)

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A reimagining of the 1984 horror classic, this remake follows a group of teens haunted by the vengeful spirit of a deceased child killer who can invade their dreams. The film featured forgettable characters, weak jump scares, and a controversial departure from previous depictions of Freddy Krueger and his backstory. Given how iconic the original Wes Craven horror film was, audiences view this adaptation as non-canon and ignore the story completely.

3. Total Recall (2012)

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Fans insist you should never touch Arnold Schwarzenegger classics, and Total Recall was no exception. Set in a dystopian future, this remake follows a factory worker (Colin Farrell) who discovers his memories have been implanted and sets out to uncover his true identity. It received mixed reviews, with one of its main criticisms being that it lacked the same humor and charm that fans of the original were so accustomed to. It felt like a remake that shouldn't have happened.

4. RoboCop (2014)

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In this reboot of the 1987 sci-fi classic, a Detroit cop is critically injured and transformed into a cyborg crimefighter. Some viewers complain, “You can't mess with perfection,” again condemning the audacity to remake an Arnie classic. This 2014 remake was accused of being a cash grab and missing the point. The original contained satirical edge and dark humor glaringly missing from this reboot.

5. Point Break (2015)

Image Credit: Reiner Bajo, Warner Bros. Pictures.

A young FBI agent goes undercover to infiltrate a group of extreme sports enthusiasts suspected of carrying out a series of daring heists. Even though the original Point Break received mixed reviews, fans much prefer the original thanks to the charisma of Patrick Swayze and even Keanu Reeves, by some fans' estimation.

The characters in this reboot were much blander, and it disappointed enthusiasts of the original so profoundly that one film buff referred to it as “an absolute disgrace to the '91 masterpiece. The combined star power of Swayze and Reeves made the original so appealing; without them, the story loses all appeal.

6. The Mummy (2017)

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In this reboot of the 1999 action-adventure film, an ancient princess is awakened from her tomb and sets out to wreak havoc on modern-day London. The Mummy is a beloved franchise made iconic thanks to Brendan Fraser's charming and charismatic performance. Tom Cruise had very large shoes to fill and came up short. There was no incentive to remake this film. This resulted in a lackluster rehashing of the story with worse performances, and the film's tone lacked the same sense of adventure.

7. Ghostbusters (2016)

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Four women with paranormal expertise team up to save New York City from an otherworldly threat in this female-led reboot of the beloved 1984 comedy. Despite the all-female ensemble cast all considered successful in their own right, this film felt like a cash-grab and push for representation at the expense of the story. Audiences also didn't understand why we needed an all-female reboot of an already beloved and iconic franchise that was done right the first time. The humor felt forced and goofy, with a mediocre script.

8. Psycho (1998)

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This film is a shot-for-shot remake of the classic 1960 thriller by Alfred Hitchcock. It tells the story of Marion, a young woman who stays at a remote motel managed by a peculiar young man. Despite the faithful replication of the original scenes, this version falls short in building suspense and exploring the characters' psychological complexities.

The lackluster performances and uninspired direction fail to recreate the intense and gripping atmosphere of the original masterpiece, and detractors think reshooting the film shot-for-shot added nothing of value to a revolutionary film in cinema history.

9. Conan the Barbarian (2011)

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A reboot of the 1982 sword-and-sorcery classic, this film follows a young warrior who seeks revenge against the evil warlord who killed his father. However, the film lacks the epic scale and memorable performances of the original, with forgettable characters and generic action sequences. A cinephile criticizes the filmmakers' attempt to shove ten different Conan stories into 2 hours.

10. The Haunting (1999)

Image Credit: Dreamworks.

In this remake of the 1963 horror classic, a team of scientists investigates a haunted mansion and uncovers its terrifying secrets. Starring Liam Neeson, Owen Wilson, and Catherine Zeta-Jones, the film lacks the suspense and psychological terror of the original, with over-the-top special effects and a weak script. Horror fans advise that you skip this reboot and watch the 1963 version. 

11. The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008)

Image Credit: Jessie Eastland.

A remake of the 1951 sci-fi classic, this film follows an alien visitor who comes to Earth to warn humanity of its impending destruction. However, the film lacks the thought-provoking themes and nuanced performances of the original, with a simplistic script and forgettable action sequences. One spectator calls it a forgettable film despite seeing it in the theater. Fans of the original found this frustrating because they found the premise interesting and believed it could have been done so much better.

12. Footloose (2011)

Image Credit: Paramount Pictures.

In this remake of the 1984 dance film, a city kid moves to a small town where dancing is banned and sets out to change things. I saw this movie in the theater as a 14-year-old without having seen the original, and I remember leaving the theater utterly confused about why Footloose was supposedly so iconic. This remake is missing the infectious energy and memorable music of the original, with uninspired choreography and forgettable characters.

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