Baby showers are by definition improper, with pastels strewn about, toilet paper wrapped over the expectant mother's tummy, and sniffing chocolate bars melting in diapers. And everyone knows that the best way to deal with incorrect behavior is to give it more of it.

However, if you're sick of giving the same old boring gifts to every baby shower, here are a few new alternatives for you. What's the best part? There are no gags on this list. All of these are items that both the baby and the mother will require. 

Top Hilarious Baby Shower Gifts That Will Help Mom and Baby

Ignore the diapers, bottles, and other drab infant necessities. Because these amusing Baby Shower Gifts aren't only entertaining, but they're also practical.

Toys for Infants

Because the new baby will need toys, why not pick a couple that double as amusing baby shower gifts? 

1. A Smell of Bacon

Allow your kid to get her teeth into the delicious stuff. This bacon is also guilt-free, as it is free of BPA, lead, PVC, and phthalates. 

Baby shower gifts that are amusing:

●       Teething toy made of bacon

2. A Buff Baby  Bacon

Apple-Teether

If the baby's parents are into lifting, this dumbbell disguised as a baby rattle will get the baby hooked on it right away.

3. The Best Baby's Birth Announcement Prop 

This blanket can be used as a swaddling blanket, stroller cover, or breastfeeding cover-up after the new parents take their precious newborn announcement photo with it. It's also natural.

4. The Most Realistic Baby Book

The majority of parents complete the first few pages of the baby book before losing interest and forgetting about it. However, traditional baby books overlook critical milestones such as the first swear word, the first call to the doctor in the middle of the night, the first apocalyptic poop, and more.

The First Library for a Baby

These amusing baby shower gifts will keep the new parents sane while they read the same children's books over and over again.

5. A Word of Caution 

A moral should be included in every good children's book.

6. Getting an Early Start

When it comes to potty training, teaching an infant about bodily processes is a good idea.

7. A Story for Bedtime 

 While the new parents may not wind up reading this to their precious baby, sleep-deprived parents everywhere will appreciate it. If this book appeals to you, you might want to pick up the companion publication, for when your kid is a bit older. 

Kids Wholesale Clothing and Other Essentials

These amusing baby gifts will get rid of a couple of the baby's registry's must-haves.

8. 'Tude' on a Onesie

With this onesie caution, you can keep your baby safe from strangers' germs.

9. A Manly Accessory

Get the next item on the list to complete the cowboy look for this mustache pacifier.

10. Attractive Bibs

A couple of good bandanas are required for every little cowboy.

11. A Snot Sucker

This may appear to be a joke gift, but it is the most practical item on the list. The new parents will require a reliable method of sucking snot from their adorable baby's nose. Yes, it's revolting. When their infant is unable to breathe due to a snot obstruction, however, scary will triumph over gross.

12. Wear a Hat

This is ideal for a breastfed baby — merely to annoy those who get all worked up over mothers nursing in public.

13. A costume for Halloween 

When you pair this pacifier with matching clothing, your baby will be ready for Halloween.

14. A Baby Who Knows What's Up For.

A funny bib that would be perfect for a baby shower gift. These presents may cause a chuckle during the baby shower, but the new mother will appreciate them later.

15. A Unique Type of Massager

Get out of the gutter with your thoughts. This is for massaging mom's breasts when her ducts are clogged or she's fighting an illness.

16. The Baby Shusher

This may appear to be a gimmick, but it can be quite helpful in putting a baby to sleep — and keeping them asleep. The Baby Shusher emits a white noise that reminds babies of being in the womb, as well as helping to drown out noises like the doorbell ringing, dogs barking, and your neighbor starting up the leaf blower.

17. Soaker-Uppers

If the new mom will be breastfeeding, they will be vital for absorbing up leaking milk before it spoils her shirt.

18. A Bidet in a Bottle