SEATTLE – Talbert Wilcox pleaded not guilty in a Seattle Municipal Court yesterday to charges that he killed his childhood friend, Marshall Dimmrod. Mr. Wilcox told the court that although he did Kill Marshall Dimmrod, it was because Dimmrod drove him insane with “incessant, mundane, day-in-the-life Facebook comments.” Wilcox’s defense counsel told the court that because of his client’s state of extreme and intolerable irritation, Mr. Wilcox felt he either had to kill his Facebook friend or kill himself. After the arraignment defense lawyer Eugene Robinson said his client pleaded not guilty because he expects the jury will find his client not guilty. “My client has done what millions of people across the nation have contemplated for a long time. C’mon, who doesn’t have that Facebook friend who writes inanities every ten or fifteen minutes, every hour of every day, day in, day out, week after week, month after month?” Mr. Robinson pulled papers from his briefcase. “My client is going to be looked at as a hero by every juror in that box. He will be hailed as a savior by regular folks around the country who can’t sleep at night because some nut-bag they used to know in […]