‘Where have you been?’ his Wife questioned.
‘I can’t lie to you; I’m having an Affair with my secretary’ he replied.
‘We made Love all afternoon.’
She looked down at his shoes & said: ‘You lying bastard!’
You’ve been playing golf!’ Isn’t it.
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