“Humina humina humina humina.”
“Let’s go Nats! Let’s go Nats! Let’s go Na-holy shit.”
“It’s like they’re looking directly into my soul.”
“I would throw it all away – my wife, kids, job, house – for five minutes alone with those honkers.”
“Well those are just too big.”
“You see Robert, baseball’s all just math: Spin rates, trajectories, velocity, wind drag, friction, and concentric circles on them titties right there.”
“Those are some mammoth, objectively terrifying bazongas!”
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