I. Arty-uni types who use words like 'subjective' and 'theoretically' or say 'let me digress' and wear Che Guevara shirts.II. Anybody who doubts that if we all listened to the 'Kings Of Convenience' we'd be happier.III. Kids who try to make you spell that massive word from that movie ('Supercalafragafuckinlicious...' Bah!) or sing that 'I know you are you said you are' song.IV. PeOpLe wH0 HaVe