- I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with the keys.
- Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants and as I finished, I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.
- I don't login to Facebook, YouTube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home... thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realized that, I am at home.
- Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "OK bye... in case of any issues will call you back".
- Once I went to a pharmacy and asked for a tab. Pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg? I replied 256mb. Thank god he didn't notice.
- After a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theater Screen.
Lastly...
Extreme Work Pressure
An employee opens his lunch box on the road side to see, whether he is going to office, or coming back from office
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